Sherman Haynes

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

[TmarTn @TmarTn]

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[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

Recording drums for taylor_jaye33 today at @castle_row https://t.co/SgvpXHWugq

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

I entered to win this amazing PC Upgrade bundle from JayzTwoCents! https://t.co/vJR9hFWEDR

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

@danielvankirk This seems right up #dumbpeopletown 's alley. https://t.co/ysaBs5mGoN

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

@slaterweather @laceylett Holy triple negative, Batman.

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

when i die, do not blame the year it is. blame the wolves and my misuse of barbecue sauce.

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

@doylejd I still bristle at the mention of Hardman.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'd like to go a whole day without hearing the terms "Orwellian" or "Kafka-esque."

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Whatever. Cut up more animals.
Eat Arbys
#Elections2016

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

@anyaaa That made a lot more sense once I remembered that was a character's name.

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

@doylejd Firing a weapon without a backstop is a pretty bad idea, though.

[Michael Hosty @MikeHosty]

Guitar Lessons

"Guitar Teacher, why do I need to learn a 1 hour version of Wagon Wheel?"

"Billy, that's going to be your first set"

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

@MikeHosty Bad Ones: Taco Purgatory, Taco DMV, Taco Banyo.

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

@doylejd Same.

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

Got a haircut and shaved. Not sure how I feel about a clean face. It's been a while. https://t.co/Kxuhoz1asa

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

I could feel a lot better about being a liberal if liberals would quit being a bunch of smug assholes.

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

Do you ever take solace in the fact that in 5 billion years, the sun will envelop the earth and nothing we have ever done will matter?

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

This. A thousand times this. https://t.co/tS2puR7JEv

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

How do you turn off pessimism?

[Sherman Haynes @MoustacheFever]

Mac N' Cheetos, the on-the-go way of saying "I give up."