Avery Barnes

Some people think I'm too forward, I think it's confidence and a desire to kiss all of the girls all of the time. I bake cakes and also I wrestle now. (RP Acct)

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@PunkKateSteele I mean, I didn't lose so I guess it's not going as well as it could've. But it could be worse.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

I could very well get my first singles title tonight. The pressure is real. But I'm sitting here pre gaming with some In and Out.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

If I win the Shieldmaiden title I am throwing the biggest party. It's a party for me. Which means a lot of pizza and feeling bad. Woooo

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

At some point I'm gonna have to stop calling myself a rookie but I mean...why tarnish the brand? The trick is everyone has no expectations!

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

Totally getting like four damn burgers on the way home though. For real.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

So, uh, guess that means I have a title opportunity in my future. I swear the burgers I eat are made of magic because this is crazy.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

I wish I lived in a college town because I could really go for one of those 2 A.M. delivery orders right now.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@Crystal_Hilton Your name is Royal Bitch? You should get that changed.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@Crystal_Hilton I don't believe you

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@Crystal_Hilton You cared enough to respond. You do care! I knew it all along

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@Crystal_Hilton Please what?

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

Three women between me and a future title shot. I like those numbers.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@1QueenBitch11 I would've gone for 'embellished'

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@1QueenBitch11 That's one word for it.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

So, I was in a threesome tonight.

And then I won my @WeAreImperial debut, triple threat match.

No, but for real, burger time.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@1QueenBitch11 Thanks!

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

(It was a sex joke, btw)

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

I'm wondering if it's too crass to make a 'diamond in the rough' joke and now I realize I just ruined it anyway. Whatevs. I'm signed again!

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@KissTheThief I'm sure many people appreciate the flashing of tits, joke or not.

[Avery Barnes @MousyAvery]

@KissTheThief I never even CONSIDERED that double handed method. You're a burger eating GENIUS, girl.