sam

Delusions of grandeur incarnate • He/Him • 🇲🇽 🏳️‍🌈• ♍️ • open wide 😁🦷👨🏻‍🔬• Chasing the dream, living the nightmare

[sam @MouthPapi]

POV you need a filling

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[sam @MouthPapi]

Maybe I’m just not the crab you should be rangooning

[sam @MouthPapi]

@AmericanAir Making me check a carry on bag when there’s so much open space left is absurd. No one wants to deal with baggage claim after a 10 hour flight.

[Cyberfem @Cyberfema]

Me during the winter break I begged for

[sam @MouthPapi]

@xodeemar Cuando vamos? 👀

[josu @bolasdepulpo]

act III is gonna be the mexican flag and shes gonna sing full corridos

[داماريس @xodeemar]

the mexican urge to say si dios quiere

[sam @MouthPapi]

@xodeemar Let’s go

[sam @MouthPapi]

I want a sluttier waist

[sam @MouthPapi]

Churches kicking people out of their congregation when the whole basis of Christianity is that we’re all sinners and judgment isn’t for us to make is exactly why the church is a flop 🫶🏼

[Elle 🇨🇮🇱🇷 @Elleeethia]

Getting kicked out of church is crazy and getting ya offering back is even crazier 😂 City Girls down bad

[داماريس @xodeemar]

pushing 30’s while looking in your early 20’s is such a flex that yt ppl will never get to experience 😭😭😭

[sam @MouthPapi]

@vandercakes He’s just a 🕳️

[sam @MouthPapi]

@dilldolt Omg it’s one of my favs haha

[sam @MouthPapi]

@dilldolt Drink water and chew gum girlie

[sam @MouthPapi]

@kimpetras back up dancers 👀

[sam @MouthPapi]

Someone take me to see Kylie in Vegas pls *sprinkle sprinkle*

[sam @MouthPapi]

@dilldolt Do my slit for me

[sam @MouthPapi]

Taking an 8 hour mock board exam tomorrow and feeling the gravity of the fact that a couple months from now I’ll be 60% of the way board certified???

[sam @MouthPapi]

@MBonvoyAssist Bot

[sam @MouthPapi]

@CourtyardHotels Why offer early check in as an option on your website if I’m going to arrive and be told my room isn’t going to be ready for hours 🙄

[sam @MouthPapi]

@MBonvoyAssist For future reference that should be made clearer because that has now thrown off my entire day. Thanks.