-bangs baddies
-doesn’t own furniture
-kidnaps gang leader 1-on-40
-got banged by his friend’s wife (drunk mistake) but let his friend punch him in the face as punishment (honorable)
-gets fired by police force and works the case by himself out of 100 square ft storage unit
-takes down centuries-old cult pedophile ring
-doesn’t have LinkedIn
-conquers Nihilism in 9 words: “once there was only Dark - the Light is winning”
Greatest TV character of all-time.
NESN mics picked up Red Sox outfielder Jarren Duran calling a heckling fan a "f*cking f*****" during Sunday's game
(Warning, slur included in clip below)
@ELMario2050@insanereality When he said they we're "just walking around", that likely came across as suspicious to the officers. Maybe could have chosen his words a bit better? How about - 'we're taking our morning walk - I live right over there.' More cooperative-less suspicious. Two-way street . . .
Purple shooter sleeve, green belt, Jordan brand foot protecter, chain flopping, and holding his nuts while looking at the pitcher.
REAL NIGGA BASEBALL IS BACK!!!!