Susan Billiar

Over 30 years experience with the Allen Tate Companies helping Buyers and Sellers with their real estate needs. Let me put my expertise to work for you!

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

🏡💫 Looking for a home with a touch of "unique"? How about a one-of-a-kind carpeted bathroom or a kitchen featuring an indoor jungle? 😂🌴 Check out these laughable real estate listings for some serious entertainment! #RealEstateHumor #FunnyHomes #HouseHuntingLaughs 🤣🏠

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Trying to find the perfect home like... 🏡😂 Who else can relate to the endless scrolling through listings and attending countless open houses? #HouseHuntingHumor #RealEstateStruggles

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Ready to navigate the wild world of mortgage lingo? From 'points' to 'pre-approval,' we've got you covered with all the terms you need to know...and maybe a few that will make you scratch your head! 😅🏡 #MortgageMadness #RealEstateHumor

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

🐾🏡 Thinking of getting a furry friend but worried about what a home inspector might say? Don't stress, just make sure to clean up any pet-related messes before an inspection to keep everything looking pawsitively perfect! #PetVsHomeInspector #RealEstateHumor 🐶🔍

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Applying for a mortgage is like a rollercoaster ride – there are ups, downs, and a whole lot of paperwork! 🎢 Remember to have your financial documents ready and hold on tight for the exciting journey to homeownership! #MortgageProcess #RealEstateHumor 🏡😅

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

🏡 When your open house has a surprise guest appearance by a squirrel who wants to scope out the backyard for themselves. 🐿️ #HouseHunting #WildlifeWednesday #UnexpectedGuests

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

House hunting tip: Make sure to bring a selfie stick with you when viewing potential homes. You never know when you'll need to snap a selfie with your future dream house! 🏡📸 #HouseHuntingHumor #HomeSweetHome

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

🏡 When a client asks if the house comes with a personal chef, you know they have high expectations! 🤣 While a personal chef might not be included, I'll make sure to find you a home with a kitchen worthy of creating delicious meals! #RealEstateHumor #DreamHomeGoals 🍽️🏠

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

House hunting struggle #27: Trying to convince yourself that the bright pink walls in the living room are 'unique and fun' instead of thinking 'how fast can I repaint this?' 🎨🏠 #HouseHunting #RealEstateHumor

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

🏡 Don't be a "bricks" in the road when it comes to your dream home! Let me help you "build" a solid foundation in the real estate market. 😉🔨 #PunnyPropertyPuns #RealEstateHumor

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Q: Why did the Realtor bring a ladder to the showing? A: For high ceilings and sky-high prices! 😂🏠 #RealtorJokes #RealEstateHumor

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

That moment when your DIY project turns into a DIY fail 😂 Who knew a paint job could end up looking like abstract art? #DIYFail #RealEstateHumor

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

🐾 Has your furry friend turned your home into a zoo with their misbehaving antics? From chewed up pillows to "gifts" on the carpet, pets sure know how to keep us on our toes in the real estate world! 🏡🐶 #HomeSweetChaos #PawsAndPropertyManagement

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Awkward Encounter Alert: Ever had a homeowner walk in on you while you were taking property photos? 😅 Remember, always double-check your schedule before entering a home! #RealtorLife #AwkwardEncounters #RealEstateHumor

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Thinking of tackling a DIY project this weekend? Just remember, not all projects turn out picture-perfect! 🤣🔨 Learn from the mistakes of others and always measure twice before cutting once! #DIYFails #HomeImprovementGoneWrong

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Running out of closet space faster than you can say 'open house' 😆🏡 Who else can relate? #HomeownershipStruggles #MoreClothesThanSpace

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Awkward Neighbor Encounter #37: When you accidentally witness your neighbor's interpretive dance practice through the window while showing a home. 🕺💃 Remember, privacy is key in real estate, even if the show is tempting to watch! 😂 #RealEstateHumor #AwkwardEncounters

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

Applying for a mortgage is a bit like dating - you have to impress the lender with your financial stability, commitment, and ability to communicate effectively. And just like dating, a little humor can go a long way during the process! 😉 #MortgageProcess #RealEstateHumor

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

House hunting struggle #37: Falling in love with a house online, only to discover it's nothing like the photos in person. The camera definitely adds 10 imaginary upgrades! 📸🏡 #HouseHunting #RealityCheck

[Susan Billiar @MovetoCharlotte]

🏡 Real estate tip of the day: Don't be afraid to think outside the box when it comes to finding your dream home! Who knows, maybe your perfect property is just a pink unicorn house away 🦄🏡 #ThinkingOutsideTheBox #DreamHome #RealEstateHumor