Clavicular said he and Lily were trying for a BABY, and she still let her best friend join her on his lap.. ๐ณ
โHow about both of us at the same time?โ
Clavicular took her into the fitting room to "check the fit" - and he was down to his underwear before a single outfit got picked ๐ญ
"We're not gym maxed yet."
"Weak, weak, weak."
Clavicular brought a red bikini girl at a restaurant, then they started kissing right in front of everyone ๐ณ
โGuess weโre skipping the small talkโฆโ
Clavicular thought the blonde in the green bikini was locked inโฆ until a taller guy walked up and she switched sides on the spot. BRUTALLY MOGGED ๐
Clavicular thought he got a W at the club, but right after the kiss his face completely dropped and he started frantically wiping his tongue ๐๐ญ
โWait, what the f*ck is in my mouthโฆโ
Clavicular used vodka as deodorant after a girl he had a threesome with said he smelled. Clav then made her clean the vodka off the floor with paper towels while saying women are birds and acting like his life is a video game.
N3on crashed out on Lizzo for breaking Twitch TOS during their stream. The two were heading to a Halloween party when Lizzo asked to hear N3on hit single.
Clavicular stopped a girl on a crowded street thinking she was OnlyFans star Lily Phillips, until he pulled up a PHOTO to compare and she said it wasn't HER ๐ญ
"Wait, is that not you? What the f*ck?"