Movie Humor

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What if Ben Affleck’s only pretending to direct a Batman movie in order to get hostages out of Iran?

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I will be assembled at the theater all weekend long with the Avengers. #Marvel

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Just watched the "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" trailer, and I'm furious that they cast some old guy as Han Solo. #StarWars

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If you're a 90s kid, you probably remember these amazing movies from your childhood! http://t.co/YNR6BLQgaj

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Wolf of Wall Street, Anchorman 2 or The Hobbit today?

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"SANTA! I know him! I know him!" - Elf

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"I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas."
#christmasvacation

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"I made my family disappear." - Home Alone

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"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!" - A Christmas Story

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I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and watch "A Christmas Story" all day.

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"You sit on a throne of lies." - Elf

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"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!" - Christmas Vacation

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"Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!" - Home Alone

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“Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!” - Old School

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If you're a #90sKid, you probably remember these amazing movies from your childhood! http://t.co/Jx2xdKriES

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Christmas movies all day today.

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"You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa." - Elf

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“If I dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.” - Happy Gilmore

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"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here." - Ghostbusters

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"Oh look, a deli meat!" - Heavyweights