"Ah, Harry, good morning. Sleep well? When I told Lucius you asked Malfoid to the dance, he got so mad he shoved his wand up Dobbie's ass and launched him down the hall with an explosive spell. Then he did it six more times. Funniest shit I ever saw. 20 points for Gryffindor."
@OmegaGlacial Gwen is amazing, but my favorite one is definitely Jean. SpiderPhoenix has the potential to be the best Spider-Man relationship in cinema.
"HARRY POTTER! THE MALFOID GIRL KEEPS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR TO CONSTANTLY ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU! IT'S INTERRUPTING MY DOBBY TORTURE SESSIONS. HANDLE HER OR -800 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"
Malfoid is a PeterJean shipper before GTA VI😭
Not even Jean was ready for this turn of events!
(don't ask me about the watermelon pants, I just felt like doing it🤣)