in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability
however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass
"Guns won't work against..."
You think some abomination sealed for 3000 years has somehow developed an immunity to a weapon it cannot even fathom. Sorry bud, we are the horrors beyond comprehension.