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@IfindRetards "Could" vs "couldn't" care less is up there too

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@FourWingAstral Is this actually accurate? My (probably wrong assumption) was all players have access to the parking garage/surface level right next to the rock.

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@matt_NJD This aged well, huh?

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@JamesNicholsNHL Did you just use chatgpt to write this? C'mon bro you're better than that. Dead give away with the closing line

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@MikeMM78775275 @matt_NJD 🤣

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@ZakisMe9401 @thesheethockey @wyshynski @FanDuelCanada @JeffMarek @NJDevils This is actually genius

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@JamesNicholsNHL

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@njdhockeynow @Pat_Pickens Stopping the puck could've been a good start at "something different," but at least this was entertaining!

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@TheBrattPack63 Big Game Hunting bro!

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@jp_gambatese I heard Sheldon changed the system, other than a healthy jack, the breakouts seem way more urgent. Any details on what specifically he changed?

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@Kitkat_1216 @incarceratedbob O2 arena in Prague-

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@jp_gambatese If only there was a puck moving defenseman available this year who was openly campaigning to come here. No way any GM in the league would be able to screw that up, right?

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@Miller__19 Um...

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@NjTank99 Solid spelling. Don't ever change Frank!

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@DevilsInsiders Stuck in quicksand slowly edging closer to death, with a passer by whom instead of saving you, walks by and says "I know what that guy needs" and just continues to walk past without helping, while patting himself on the back for thinking he knows how to solve the problem.

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@Dev_Despair @JamesNicholsNHL Okay that does change things. I thiught ufa for some reason. So assuming the offer sheet package is the same and someone offers him 9.6, we get what - 2 firsts +? If that's the case then yes, maybe fitz was right to wait

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@TheBrattPack63 @NJDevils "This is just as good as a trade in my book" -Tom Fitzgerald

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@LockedOnDevils there's a certain category of adult videos that would fit perfectly with this picture, that also perfectly describes his approach towards managing this team

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@JamesNicholsNHL That's awesome to hear, when is Keefe going to unveil this new fast system?