Property of David Orobosa Omoregie

Absolutely NO slander against Theodore T-bag Bagwell will be tolerated.

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“If I ghost her she’ll miss me”

Oya nau.😂

[Marginal Influencer @pqpjotape]

O que aconteceu financeiramente em agosto não pode se repetir NUNCA MAIS

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu, ao lado de alguém que é 100% o meu tipo

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Would’ve worked on me, I fear!

[Lumi ⋆౨ৎ˚˖ @luminneaa]

ce tweet est tellement réel les hommes ont trop la belle vie y’a 1000 femmes intéressantes et bienveillantes alors que quand t’es une femme faut faire des recherches bac +5 pour trouver un homme qui t’humanise

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

"I like submissive women" and it's me you're telling???

[Manuella @puresoulnuella]

Meu sonho voltar a ser VICIADA em ler igual eu era na pandemia, passava dez horas por dia no meu mundinho lendo

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Shopping with my rich friends and accidentally let out a "damn" at the price tag

[Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓 @princessxap]

People weren’t this weird…
Kids weren’t this slow…
Men did more than sit on apps all day…

[Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha]

ela criou uma trend que só ela consegue fazer

[rubies 💜 @ochanyaaa__]

For a poor person, I tend to tip people a lot 😭

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Interviewer: "So, if you hadn’t ended up with Barack Obama, you wouldn’t be the First Lady?"

Michelle Obama: “No. If Barack Obama hadn’t ended up with me, he wouldn’t be President.”

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

How it feels when you’re ready to start writing everything you crammed for the exam, but your invigilator is wasting time talking about the instructions. 😭

[Tanvi Vij @tanvivij92]

An ATM has never touched me inappropriately 💃🏼

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

It's Friday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life's good 🥂

[rachel. .. @rachelchinourir]

The ability to make yourself the centre of attention when your friends PARENT dies takes an enormous amount of self absorption btw

[Omobolanle, xo @Opemsssss]

Maybe you guys are not respectable

[Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee]

Y’all should know by now they say this to everyone lol