Xander Harris

Certified idiot. Sunnydale High 🐗 🚩. Heart of the Scoobies. Dumb Funny 😄. A BITCA?

[Xander Harris @MqnWithoutAPlan]

"Funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."

😈 🧲 Alexander Harris
😈 🧲 Buffy's white knight
😈 🧲 Part of The Scooby Gang
😈 🧲 Ships with Anya or Chem
😈 🧲 Demon Magnet
😈 🧲 Best friend to Buffy and Willow
😈 🧲 Independent portrayal of Xander

[ArkMaw @jelligoopy]

@chansgalaxyy i just zoomed in on ryan goslings ass someone kill me NOW

[Terms of Capricorn @CapricornTerms]

#Capricorn is indeed the most playful, witty, fun partner of all but you will only see that if you deserve it and waited long enough.

[Terms of Capricorn @CapricornTerms]

#Capricorns are slow to anger, but once you’ve crossed that line there is no going back.

[𝚂𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑 @shanshuangel]

↳ Indie ver. of Seeley Booth
"Everything happens eventually."
☆ Veteran Roleplayer
☆ MS/MV/Bisexual + Canon/AU
☆ MDNI (21+ RP)
☆ Lengthy/Slow Responses
☆ Timeline/AU Flexible
☆ Crossover Friendly
☆ Ships w/ Chem
#Buffy #Angel #Supernatural #TVD #Bones

[Xander Harris @MqnWithoutAPlan]

@MathewBoddy //I’m sorry to hear that, man. If she finds a way to continue harassing you, I would involve the police since she's already threatened to harm you physically. If that does happen, I'd recommend getting a restraining order.

[Angel / Angelus @IWriteSins666]

INDEPENDENT PORTRAYAL OF Angel /Angelus / Liam

Veteran Parody Writer here! Looking for all Buffyverse characters including the ones in Angel.

Multiverse, AU, OC, and crossover are all welcome here!

Interested Do not be afraid to DM; let's start discussing a fantastic story!

[Xander Harris @MqnWithoutAPlan]

@CassieBrollo //Twin was hacked 😭

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Trying to go to sleep at 4am but you hear the Birds Chirping

[Faith Lehane @MixtapeRebel]

INDEPENDENT PORTRAYAL OF Faith Lehane.
Veteran Parody Writer here! Looking for all
Including the Buffy verse, AU, OC, and crossover are all welcome
Single Ship {Ships with Chemistry?}
Don't be a stranger because that's no fun let's get something kick ass going!
Five by Five

[Xander Harris @MqnWithoutAPlan]

@CordyChase_ Hey, at least I don’t go around dressed as a prostitute cat.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

saying goodbye to tiktok with the funniest tiktok ever

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The TikTok ban:

[Xander Harris @MqnWithoutAPlan]

@ElonMuskOde //I would actually accept that as the logo even though I strongly dislike the X

[Xander Harris @MqnWithoutAPlan]

@PeroxideVampire @CordyChase_ @thebratzslayer “That’s- you know. Never mind, I’m going to be a good person today and not say anything. Also, I think I’d prefer being the jester, at least they're funny.”

[Xander Harris @MqnWithoutAPlan]

@CordyChase_ @PeroxideVampire @thebratzslayer Okay, I so did NOT need to know that.. And if I’m the beast that's a compliment because he was a prince.