Mr. 2 pump

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

There’s nothing gay about watching porn with your friends. Fact

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

@RonDiet1 She don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone 😈

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Keep Zyning

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

Do you ever worry that you’re retarded and no one is telling you?

[JOOSE @TeamJOOSE]

Wishing @HolyNutmeg a happy retirement! Keep calm and JOOSE on!

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

I bet @MileyCyrus really knows how to ride a cock

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

She’s a 5/10 but she sits on your face

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

@RonDiet1 Simply a simp

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

I wish I wasn’t circumcised so my dick felt bigger 😔

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

A day without brazzers is a day wasted

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

Card got declined. Looks like I’m throwing $1 checks out to the strippers tonight #scarlets

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

@RonDiet1 @MilfHunterPhD If I owed you money I’d never pay it

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

@RonDiet1 @MilfHunterPhD Can’t believe this didn’t get any likes

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

I’d never hit a woman but I’d slap a bitch

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

My dad just asked me how tf was I the fastest swimmer… cause I got 3 legs 😏

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

Books are for pussies, Drinking beer is for men

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

@maxwell_nielson Found her

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

@DoggyGuy3 Don’t sound so jealous

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Change the US currency to beer

[Mr. 2 pump @Mr2pump1]

Sometimes when I see girls naked I get horny