50ShadesofBirmingham

Generally having a good laugh. Don't ever take me too seriously.

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

@elonmusk you reminds me of me but you own the platform and you're worth $400,000,000,000....
I'd be dangerous. Hit me up I have a proposition.
#youcantoffendme

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

Was that you???

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What's up with @facebook?? The world is about to stop spinning meta group has gone to shite!!

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

@anthonyjoshua you're a massive shithouse....

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@ThatGirl885 @itvnews Absolute whopper. They will know whether the body has been in the water for 3 weeks or 24 hours....

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

@piersmorgan You're a virtue signaling prick

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@carlos_pne @SuperPosh7 @SkyNewsBreak What colour was he????

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

Morning @BorisJohnson
Appreciate its a difficult morning. If you need some support just inbox me hun. Fuk da haterz it's just about you and da kidz from now on!!

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

@Traceyjayp_ @OFFICIALWMAS This is such deverstating news @Traceyjayp_ mine and Tashas thoughts are with you and all the family... 💔💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍

[50ShadesofBirmingham @Mr50SoB]

@elonmusk every time I charge this it's 420 remaining..... coincidence 🤔

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@piersmorgan make your mind up which side of the fence you're old... sanctimonious prick.

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@piersmorgan This didn't age well.....

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@ITV.... @piersmorgan has had way too much smoke blown up his hole and started to believe his own hype.... maybe replace him with @alexberesfordTV

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@piersmorgan you had a new smart watch or something? Just wondered if you were trying to get your steps in eaelier? You are absolutely lame and showed just how light weight you are today getting schooled by @alexberesfordTV

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All them self important split arses gearing up for the "Happy Fathers Day to Me" Fuck you. You have a few hairs on your chin and a builder's arse but you're not a Dad you fucking Div!!

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@KTHopkins I think you're a massive cunt. Probably on par with @piersmorgan

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#BackInTheDay you'd have been treated to some Stinky Finger Friday rules but now the fat, non binary, vegan, blue haired, fugg wearing, universal credit claiming fucktards can't handle what can only be described as their weekend plans being posted....

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Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's keeping shot real. You rats who play God with the youth decisions on whether they should see their Dad or not, you should have your cunts stitched over....

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Ladies....

Please make sure at least one of the random men you let fumble about in your slice this month be a doctor...
#faceyoursmear

75% of all cervical cancer is prevented by smear testing.... wash your flue and go get it checked!!