Al Fox

Making/watching TV. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

mralfox on Threads and Instagram. 👋🏻

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

So relieved Philip and Holly have patched things up. ❤️

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

@garethking_ I walk past a radio station most mornings, and there’s always a pack of grubby paps outside. I think of that line every time I see them.

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Elton wishlist:
- Original Sin (with Mandy Moore in full video costume)
- My Strongest Suit (with all five Spice Girls)
- That medley he did with Shania Twain that one time
- A remix of his “rude, vile pigs” rant
#Glastonbury

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Just imagine the meetings upon meetings that went into Padam Padam making the Radio 1 playlist. Probably panicked and bitter and riddled with sexist and ageist rhetoric. It’s a win, but I wish it didn’t have to be seen as a win.

[CPRE London @CPRELondon]

Shocking weekend for the #Bromley community and biodiversity. 🦋

🌳 114 trees butchered in Cator Park, violating Tree Preservation Order.

🛑 This biodiverse sanctuary provided solace during lockdown. Stay safe and report concerns to police. #ProtectOurTrees #BiodiversityLoss

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Why do Pret ingredients always describe it as a ‘dab’ of mayo, or a ‘touch’ of mayo? Call it what it is: a skidmark.

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Vermin.

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

@merseytart I thought I’d find the construction part really tiresome too, but it’s oddly fun. Therapeutic, almost. Kind of like Lego, if the bricks were rusty broadswords and flaming barrels.

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Alright, Ireland. You’re now tied as Bestest Eurovisioners Ever. You will be bested. Sort your shit out. Next year: invoke Johnny Logan. Fire up the bodhrán. Foight loike yer da. #Eurovision

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

BONUS RUTH LORENZO #Eurovision

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Whole Again. Highlight of the night. #Eurovision

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

I don’t think anything would be more heartbreaking than Sam Ryder turning out to be a Milkshake Duck #Eurovision

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Honestly, I could only manage a Top 6. The rest would’ve just been making up numbers. #Eurovision

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

@givesyouHel @nick730 Did you at least give him 50p towards a cuppa?

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

@givesyouHel Oh God. No amount of showers could get the Doherty proximity off.

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

@givesyouHel I caught them as a support act once. I felt like I needed a tetanus shot.

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

This is like a cheese nightmare. Is this the entry for #Spain or the entry for the White Lodge? #Eurovision

[Al Fox @MrAlFox]

Imagine Dragonfruit #cyprus #eurovision