Elton wishlist:
- Original Sin (with Mandy Moore in full video costume)
- My Strongest Suit (with all five Spice Girls)
- That medley he did with Shania Twain that one time
- A remix of his “rude, vile pigs” rant
#Glastonbury
Just imagine the meetings upon meetings that went into Padam Padam making the Radio 1 playlist. Probably panicked and bitter and riddled with sexist and ageist rhetoric. It’s a win, but I wish it didn’t have to be seen as a win.
Shocking weekend for the #Bromley community and biodiversity. 🦋
🌳 114 trees butchered in Cator Park, violating Tree Preservation Order.
🛑 This biodiverse sanctuary provided solace during lockdown. Stay safe and report concerns to police. #ProtectOurTrees#BiodiversityLoss
@merseytart I thought I’d find the construction part really tiresome too, but it’s oddly fun. Therapeutic, almost. Kind of like Lego, if the bricks were rusty broadswords and flaming barrels.
Alright, Ireland. You’re now tied as Bestest Eurovisioners Ever. You will be bested. Sort your shit out. Next year: invoke Johnny Logan. Fire up the bodhrán. Foight loike yer da. #Eurovision