Alan Friar

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

Me in Cricks, chucking beer mats at me dad so he’ll go the bar

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

@MegWellensX Twat

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

DROP THE SHOULDER!

@Gymskinlive

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

extend Bill Leyland !!!! @Saints1890

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

WAIT FOR THE GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR 😂😂😂

The BEAUTIFUL game is so back.

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

@ItsBigZuu Should support Sierra Leone Fc then kid

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

Wonder if Fratton Park can knock Osama Bin Laden off the top of the trending list #pompey

[⛳️ @_ROUNDTHEBEND__]

Runs like he’s touching cloth and he can finally see his house from 100ft away

[John Davidson @johnnyddavidson]

@TclurFancy Kenya, I'm an Australian sports journalist. I'm not a Scottish man with Tourette's Syndrome.

We just have the same name.

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne.

One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley

[RJ @rjNUFC]

This AI shite needs to stop man. Wait for Ashley Cole haha.

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

@joshpearson180 I’m sorry but you are very ugly

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

You, three Peronis deep, when your uncle takes the last pig in blanket

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

@livedarts What’s his problem the fucking nest head?

[Did MVG hit a 9 darter on Sky today? @MVGonSky]

Theoretically, if every match went to the maximum possible sets, and every set went to the maximum possible legs (4,357 legs in total), and every single leg a nine-dart finish was thrown, Paddy Power would be liable for £784,260,000 as a result of this campaign

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

@GaryLineker Hahahaha yeah whatever Gaz you dirty bastard

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

Saka is absolutely fucking shite @IanWright0

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

@alrightfans @iamtomskinner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

Ricky Hatton vs Kostya Tszyu 🙌🏼

[Alan Friar @MrAlanFriar]

@Lord_Sugar @Redknapp Fuck off sugar you geriatric blurt

[Jamie Ohara @Mrjamieohara1]

I defo heard this right 😂😂 he’s not wrong 😂😂😂😂