MrAlexDanger

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“Retirees left holding the bag”

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Elon becomes the world's first trillionaire via an overvalued SpaceX IPO. It allows the billionaires who took Twitter private to cash out after new investors raise the stock price (a pump and dump), and now they're integrating it into indexes so retirees are left holding the bag.

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@ma1ybe Oh honey… all men are predators

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Me and the boys resurrecting Kimbo Slice from the dead to fight on the White House lawn for UFC 250

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@hasanthehun

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@RevRayCistman It was staged

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@GovPressOffice You literally said there was a glassbreak scenario last month

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@DeathMetalV Nobody forces you to buy the burgerslop retard

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Happy Wednesday to everyone except JOSH JOHNSON

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@whooith Having a good hairline isn’t gender exclusive but having a penis or vagina is

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@NewPerspectives Your life must be very difficult if you’re this insane on social media

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@hasanthehun You forgot to add the gigachad image

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@AzPetrich What kind of country would we live in if everyone felt like it was acceptable to break the law for the sake of their children

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@MattMorseTV You’re welcome

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@KrystalWolfyAlt What do you think would happen if a random woman accused Kim Jong Un or President Xi of rape? Now imagine what would happen if it was totally made up bullshit created by political adversaries. That witch deserves far worse than bankruptcy.

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@SG_Fomalhaut @peppercoyote It’s thousands, thousands of people in China starve to death every year, these are very conservative estimates as well

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@MarcoFoster_ @KyleKulinski

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@bilbosfootcomb They didn’t want to be graped to death by Russians

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@crackcobain__ Maybe you just broke

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@sircalebhammer @HamasCEO The Salty Donut is great