Alex Gemini

I am the master of my fate: 
I am the captain of my soul. 

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Call me crazy but I’m full of hope about the future of this great country. (Lights crack pipe)

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

@BenCayton start with sheep...move to dogs....THEN instagram

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Thank God. Finally some good fucking news.

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

As a welcome back present ladies dm me feet pics please and thank you

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

2020 is weird! #relatable

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

You convinced me. I'm on dial up and it took me a while to get this tweet. https://t.co/KSbh96HUEQ

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

Welp, getting tired, going back to bed for 3 and a half more years! Also will be praying for a flood. May God have mercy on all of your souls!

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

Yooo blacked out two nights in a row. I woke up on the couch realizing how creepy it is to drink gallons of liquid from animal tiddies.

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

Just woke up from a 3 and a half year nap, is it still ok to say faggot? #welcomeback

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

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[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

Hey gang, I'm leaving for a while. I'm not sure when ill be back. Ill still work on my projects and continue to do my thing. Just...not here

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

It's getting eerily quiet around here.

[Florida Woman @_Flor1daWoman]

Florida Woman Quits Job So She Can Breastfeed Her Boyfriend Full-Time https://t.co/ljW2XPu0vF

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

I owe my soul to the company store.

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

Livin' the dream....one nightmare at a time.

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

I'm pretty sure the Noid is on the other side of every glory hole.

[Alex Gemini @MrAlexGemini]

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