Alex Matthews

I help raise money for the starving children of the world and play drums.

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

I hear that X is on its deathbed.

[St Louis CITY SC @stlCITYsc]

Full-time in Salt Lake CITY!

#AllForCITY

[Isabel🌻 @isabelunraveled]

really like this from @tferriss' interview with @tobi:

hell = meeting the best version of you that you could have become in your life
time well spent = anything that gets you closer to becoming that person

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

Being *new* in my office and mostly keeping to myself, I hope people realize I own 6 black polos and I’m not wearing the same shirt every day…is there a way to assert this without coming across as awkward?

[theesnek.bsky.social @thee_snek]

Every American policy poll is like?

Would you like *outcome*?
Yes - 78%
No - 22%

Would you like to do the stuff necessary to achieve *outcome*?
Yes - 16%
No - 84%

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

We’ve interrupted Encanto to watch YouTube vids about wombats. I may be giving too much time for the sugar to set in.

Is this what everyone’s #singledadlife is like?

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

Tacos with the kiddos followed by Encanto. Got them baby bottle pops at the Mexican restaurant and may grow to regret this shortly.

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

I asked my daughter if she knew the difference between a ball bat and a wombat. When I told her one hits balls and one hits woms she seemed dubious.

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

Started a new job @Belleville_Main yesterday. I think this is the first time I’ve worn khakis since 2017...

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

@ttscoff I live right outside St. Louis and complain about the cold here...I had to wear 2 pairs of pants to scrape the windshield off this morning.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This wonderful @sesamestreet moment will bring you joy

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

Damn.

[Alex Moe @alexmoeflo]

House @LeaderHoyer walking around House floor showing poster of post from @mtgreenee with AR15 in hands next to pic of @IlhanMN @AOC @RashidaTlaib saying Squad’s worst nightmare: I ask my colleagues to tell me what message they think it sends

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the year is 2183. tom brady is once again in the superbowl. he now has 6,000 sons and he kisses every single one before he will play. the halftime show is a giant egg that floats above the ground and glows ominously. the ads aren’t that funny this year

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

This is a cool tip for developers! I have been following accessibility support in tech since my time working to support @MindsEyeRadio.

I will always be thankful for what I learned working with that organization.

[Sommer Panage @Sommer]

Tip for testing your iOS app with VoiceOver!

If you’re a sighted dev, it can be easy to “cheat” when testing with VO, using visual cues to navigate. I recommend using Screen Curtain to hide your screen so you can really experience your app w/o seeing! Just 3-finger triple tap!

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Him: Roman art is so powerful and dominant, it shows why they were so powerful!

Me: ...

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

Yes, it would be terribly irresponsible for elected officials to induce him to come to the Capitol building

[Alex Matthews @MrAlexMatthews]

My children have now taken to asking Alexa to “play disco.” It’s better than kids bop for sure, but I don’t know how this trend really got started...