ALEX PRATT

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

ABC news said it was “20,000 people” lol

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Canadian Premier League Final in Ottawa was played as temperatures dropped to −8°C. Snow kept delaying the match, with field lines being cleared every 15 minutes. Insane.

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

@DavidLaneDesign Denim 100%

[Raw Room @Raw__Room]

Jeff Fisher really had DB out here in a wig pretending to be Clay Matthews 😂 @DB_5trey @CoachJeffFisher

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Move to Texas and get a job as a brisket jockey at your local Buc-ee’s. Slice that meat thin enough and you’ll be promoted to brisket jockey supervisor in no time. Buy a cookie cutter house in the new development 30 mins away. You might even meet a nice girl who works as a cashier at your local Whataburger. It could all be so simple, anon.

[Brianne Maxwell @PlsPetBree]

CONQUEST 24/7 METRO 400% TICKETS NO SHOTGUNS NO AIRBURST NO RPG

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

@Jibriel_conde @kylelogan2221

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

@iBalakayy @PardonMyTake Both

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

There is nothing more pure than an Offensive Lineman celebrating an Offside Penalty on 4th Down 😂

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Not pass interference, apparently.

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

Yall ever wonder if the Mayans were right about 2012? The world’s gone to shit since then.

[JORDAN. @jakalaonu_]

“AGAIN???”

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

@BadgerMHockey These jerseys better be for sale I need one

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

Why is bama not wearing studded cleats?? #BAMAvsMICH

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

@colliemogs Battlefield 3 or 4

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

@_MLFootball Ironic because he’s German

[ALEX PRATT @MrAlexPratt]

@FearedBuck Fade away like dirk from the top of the key

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

One of the greatest physical comedians of all time

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

HAHAHAHAHA I so love this for Matt.

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

all it took was under a minute of melissa mccarthy to get me to laugh at snl again