Andrew Haynes

Semi-retired journalist and editor living in north-west London. Deeply involved in the Welsh Harp Conservation Group.

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@asmself Sunset over north-west London tonight.

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Millions of birds lose precious energy due to fireworks on New Year's Eve, #ornithology research news via @RareBirdAlertUK https://t.co/L8A1yvS51A

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@CarlBovisNature Cuculus canoris

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Four pairs of warblers — and one newcomer https://t.co/CrKbpAVx4e

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New support for an iconic water-bird https://t.co/RatoTqIB5B

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Parliament must set up an inquiry into BBC impartiality on Jews and Israel - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/dv7ssTlMuQ via @UKChange

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A home visit from an inquisitive flyer https://t.co/R6WSe7ORKW

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@welshharpgroup The Welsh Harp Conservation Group’s annual Bat Walk, held this year on 25 August, detected five species of bat — Noctule, Common Pipistrelle, Soprano Pipistrelle, Leisler’s Bat and Daubenton’s Bat. About 20 WHCG members and local residents took part in the walk.

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Temperature has now equalised inside and out. Time to close doors, windows and curtains to preserve the cooler air and keep out the heat.

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Hottentot or not? https://t.co/KyMQirSaRW

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@LondonFire Avoid the haze in Hayes?

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@HexedToaster @CarlBovisNature It’s a Eurasian nuthatch, and in Polish it is called kowalik skandynawski (Scandinavian nuthatch) or kowalik zwyczajny (common nuthatch).

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Just got my first Christmas 2022 pop-up ad!

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Spuggies and spadges https://t.co/Ch2ZkCEdFf

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EASTER JOKE: Welshman, Irishman & Englishman in a bar at Easter celebrating new sons. W: “My son was born on Mar 1, St David’s Day, so we named him David". I: “My boy came on St Patrick’s Day, Mar 23, so he's called Patrick.” E: “Wow, it’s just the same with my son, Pancake.”

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How can the #hairybikers include streaky bacon in a recipe and then label it vegetarian?

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Royal Parks – Stop Harming Wildlife. Don’t dredge during nesting season - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/dWFtPqR4az via @UKChange

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Every day that passes #Russia wages an illegal war upon a peaceful neighbour. Join the urgent call for a new #NurembergTribunal to investigate #Putin and his cronies for the international crime of #aggression. Sign & RT: https://t.co/AgzJTPLjbG

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To the CEO of the Lake District National Park Authority: Protect the Lake District's World Heritage status by banning 4x4s - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/6Pg3Wt5JHi via @UKChange

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The optimist says, “My glass is half full.”

The pessimist says, “My glass is half empty.”

The optometrist says, “Does your glass look more full like THIS? . . . or like THIS?"