Dingusman™

[Dingusman™ @MrAnimeReloaded]

There will be another boat...

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Called the wife’s college course ‘Jew daycare’ by accident so now I get to sleep on the floor again

[woods @wuooods]

anyone who wants to be the guy on the right needs to understand the guy on the left is keeping your toys from becoming cheap garbage that suck to play with

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Preist_prayin @Preist_Prayin1]

Slavs making fun other Slavs by showing they do janitorial work in Germany

[Junk 🌴 @_Junk_]

The way that the average YuGiOh player would just go "ohh sweet, Exodia nice" and you have a full grown LARPER man child screaming his lungs out complete with 2 orbiting hypemen. We have reprints bro. It aint gonna catch value man.

This is not Pokemon.

[✵ @nxymll]

This is what they do to you when you become vulnerable and open up btw

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

they’re putting something in the water that makes you pee

[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

Wife just texted me photos of 23 negative pregnancy tests and a hole punched in the drywall and called me a retard and asked what I want for dinner

[Right-wing Blackbird @RWBB4U]

Firebombing is part and parcel of life in the big city and it's important that the Muslim community doesn't look back in anger. Backlash against peaceful Englishmen will not be tolerated.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

if I log into tf2 im playing with russian Nazis named Chungus Femboy who spam racial slurs on mic. If I log into Marathon im playing with gay women who scare me. If I log into Battlefield 6 im encountering new forms of non-sentient life, like something in a deep sea trench

[Beauregard “Backshots” Chamberlain Jr. @BeauBackshotsJr]

Can any doctors help me this is like an every other month occurrence #TriggerWarning

[xX_falsegrindgf @realxemo]

“you can’t bring your camera in here”

ford city mall, outskirts of chicago. 11 days til it’s closed forever

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Podcaster Larry Reid calls for a “mass exodus” of black Americans to Africa in response to the Karmelo Anthony verdict, per Breitbart.

[Punished Snek @wackiestcamper]

Truly remarkable how we went from racism nearly dying out to being on the cusp of a race war in just 20 years.

[Hedge Queen Alice Ēarendel -- Fae/acc ✝️🌿🦔🦦🌳🪨 @kymeriandawn]

one of the things a white stag symbolises in english tradition is legitimacy and sovereignty

so when agents of the crown slay one, that's... pretty on the nose as an omen.

"but night was falling and it was distressed" yeah even more on the nose

[Dingusman™ @MrAnimeReloaded]

@fortbrleakks Done