Aristotle

[Aristotle @MrAristotle]

@ParmenidesElea Dude, you're gay. Last time we went out, you stayied to "shoot arrows with Zeno". I've always had my suspicions about that.

[Aristotle @MrAristotle]

@AristippusC That was some night... Hey, didn't you call @ParmenidesElea?

[Aristotle @MrAristotle]

@BroadPlato Again with the jelly? It's always the same thing... I'm so sick of hearing about it! Jelly, jelly, jelly. Jelly all day long!