Austin Weird

I was conceived in Austin therefore I am an Austinite and that's all y'all need to know! The views and opinions I express are my own and should be yours too!

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

#weedsmokers #weedcabinet #TwitterGIFs

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

“If you let me fall in love with you I will love you for the rest of my life if you teach me to love you you will love me the rest of your life”

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

At some point someone thought the horse was what needed improving…

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

I don’t know about you @DougBenson but a “no hash before noon” policy seems a bit restrictive. 🤷‍♂️

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

@shane_mauss Also how are you burning your mouth on peach cobbler when every proper southern gentleman knows Peach Cobbler is always eaten with a scoop of vanilla ice cream… preferably hand churned.

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

@shane_mauss Liquid cheese from the 7-11 on 4th st.

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

That’s all that’s left

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

@TheBlondeRN Bigpox!

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

Austin Texas Y’all!

[Todd Jeffries @ToddJeffries]

Truth!

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

@fox7austin Austin has her now!

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

@Maggiemayehaha If you have to ask…

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

Not sure why but I feel like I’m a Mountain Dew away from being in a @RyanCownie commercial

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

Calling a grackle a crow in Austin is blasphemy and any true austenite will correct your misconception immediately!

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

The easy way and the right way are rarely the same way

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

Crazy when you think about it that the #UniversityofTexas is willing to lose students and potential future alumni so that they may appease the current alumni. #TheEyesofTexas

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

When you realize #TomHerman lost the support of the #Longhorn alumni when he didn’t require his players to sing the “Eyes of Texas”you’ll understand why they don’t care if a few students are butt hurt. #24millionBuyOut

[Austin Weird @MrAustinWeird]

The difference between sympathy and empathy is narcissism or @DaleDudley