Mr Authentic

Kinesthetic Learner

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Gonna put a Canadian flag in front of my house just to fuck with people playing Geoguessr

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Fellas, is it gay to eat an ice cream sandwich?

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

I want to be successful but like not so successful that people will greet me by kissing me on the cheek. That's just weird and I'm not prepared for that.

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Rice is my favorite thing to eat when I want to eat one thousand of the same thing

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

No art worth anything ever came from a place of happiness. An artist must suffer for their art.

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Boutta pull up to a restaurant I've never been to and say "I'll have the usual" then refuse to explain further

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Day traders be like "diversify portfolio" this and "diversify portfolio" that. Well have you thought about diversifying your portfolio of bitches on your dick?

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Interior designers be like "open concept" this and "open concept" that. Well are you open to the concept of getting some bitches on your dick?

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Say what you want about the Grinch but that man was efficient

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@MrBeast "Exact" recreations??? 👀

[PepperCoyote🇺🇸☭ @peppercoyote]

Bullshit - lies

Dogshit - poor quality

Batshit - illogical

Apeshit - frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - unfair

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Guh

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Wish I was there 😊

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

@E1han__ No

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There was some grade where they stopped calling it "language arts" and started calling it "english" and I don't know when it was

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If you put one vertical line in the dollar sign then you're a bitch

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How come every non famous commercial actor has the same goofy dim-witted personality

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@KEEMSTAR You live a sad, pathetic life, inciting conflict and pitting people against eachother as a career. You are 39 years old and act like a child. You have never contributed anything of value to the world. You deserve to be hated. You should be embarrassed and ashamed of yourself.

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

Salmonella is an std

[Mr Authentic @MrAuthentic__]

I'm missing the point, I think I'm sick of talking to Myself