MrAwkweird

Live vicariously through me vicariously living through my own imagination. Minds won't be blown but they will surely be lost.

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Every day is another new boycotting adventure. #BoycottMrAwkweird #FuckIt #SinceWeBoycottingEverythingThatMovesNow #BoycottPaperCuts #BoycottSteppingOnLEGOs #BoycottMyFuckingAnxiety #BoycottMyStupidFace #BoycottMyHandEyeCoordination #BoycottBoycotting

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No one ever has the time until there’s no time left to be had.

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People keep saying that Space Jam 2 is happening, there are leaks that show Space Jam 2 is happening but I’m still not convinced that Space Jam 2 is happening. #SpaceJam2ProbablyIsntHappening

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There should be an achievement unlocked for finding a way to third wheel in your own dream.

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Small dispensable cereal bowls are a way of life I never knew I needed to live. I was blind but now I ce...real.

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Everyday is remembering an embarrassing moment of dropping the ball in my life, and cringing myself into oblivion.

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Why people acting brand new to John Wayne in 2019? The shit with him has been canon since season one.

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I cut my mouth on fried cheese.....................What kind of backwards bullshit is this?

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I want to know what rapper they’re gonna get to perform “Gotta Go SCURRT-SCURRT” for the Sonic movie.

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@Sighrix Such things are true.

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Toothless fitting to smash, and bounce. https://t.co/Rb0gQdNDGB

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You ever just mishear the lyrics to a song you’re feeling for a long period of time only to later find out what they actually were, and realize you liked your version better?

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Found myself missing my dog, and how I wish I got to be there for him more before he was gone. #Charlie #IReallyLikedAllDogsGoToHeaven #SpecificallyTheSequel #IAmTheWorst

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After having felt a sense of bitterness for such a long time you genuinely start to wonder what you'd even be without it.

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Saudi Arabia now allowing women to drive. No pressure on not being the first one to crash or anything.

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I won't stop until people are convinced I was nothing more than a figment of their imagination.

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If you have a side of vegetables with hot dogs, and hamburgers I don't fucking trust you.

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Twitter's 'Night Mode' is all I need to feel alive.

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Ever used the word "Dope", and then instantly regretted it? It's that type of day. #LackOfDopeness

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I might as well be A.I.