Bearded Pineapple

Content Creator just trying to make people smile. Any Business Inquires can be sent to [email protected]

[Bearded Pineapple @MrBPineapple]

Got called a marshmallow today because I’m Nice and Fluffy… Hmmmm

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Muffins are just a socially acceptable way to eat breakfast cake. There I said it, now time for my muffin.

[Bearded Pineapple @MrBPineapple]

If no one has told you that they are proud of you today then let me be the first. I am so proud of you for everything that you’ve accomplished. This day and age just getting out of bed some days can be difficult. So be proud of everything you accomplish, even the little things

[Bearded Pineapple @MrBPineapple]

@mschasingdreams That should not have to be a tip given lmao 😂, much appreciated though lol 😆

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So while looking through dating apps I have seen the same thing from a bunch of women saying no dick pics, so I have to ask. Are y’all just getting dick picks on a regular basis? Like is this a common problem?

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@mschasingdreams Some people 🤦🏻‍♂️ that’s honestly ridiculous

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@mschasingdreams You get to play if you have gamepass I believe.

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@OneTonUpton Jesus fuck Batman

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@stephanielboo Both 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Going from talking to someone daily to not even a word is heartbreaking. Happy Monday yall

[braylonnn @braylon125]

NORMALIZE!!!! LETTING!!!! PEOPLE!!!! GO!!!! WHEN!!!! IT'S!!!! NO!!!! LONGER!!!! HEALTHY!!!! BECAUSE!!!! NOT!!!! EVERYTHING!!!! IS!!!! WORTH!!!! FIGHTING!!!! FOR!!!!!

[Deep Thoughts 💭 @quotetoponder]

Do you?

[Words @itswords_]

□ single
□ taken
☑mentally tired of everything

[Bearded Pineapple @MrBPineapple]

@OneTonUppy Damn, where was this when i was single? Lol 😂