Brandon Walker

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany ♒️♒️

[Brandon Walker @MrB_Waka]

Check on your friends, all of them. You don’t wanna find out when it’s already too late.

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Ladies put ya titties at half-staff today

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[ADONIS @adonispara]

Dostoevsky writing to his brother a few hours after nearly being executed by order of Tsar Nicholas I.

[Zak Kukoff @zck]

I already have this it’s called find my friends

[Mo @covergirl53]

The Cowboys got me delusional again.

[Karl Townes Van Zandt @Karl_Townes]

I know we live in a world where people like to pretend that representation doesn’t matter.

But there is an entire nation of people who got to see someone that looked like them play in the NFL for the first time.

And I for one thinks that’s pretty cool.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

this game, this star, this team will make us brothers 🗣️

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the current swept Ben and myself as the unfazed King Otis.

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Sometimes you come into someone’s life to give them unconditional love and they show you why your love needs conditions

[lounger150 @coldsleeve]

found one dead ant high up in the cabinet i keep the honey bottle in. no other ants to be found. made it up to the goldmine and died without telling nobody. born to be a skeleton in an indiana jones temple

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Marcus Aurelius was right, you have mistaken comfort for peace for so long that discipline now feels like suffering.

[Jake Jung （ジェイク・ヤング） @jake_j_jung]

impressive lizard to sock ratio

[Roddert White @KingCheddar69]

Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night

[cam @r0haragorn]

escúchame una cosa pelado puto @MarvelStudios

[Mac “McCorkle” Jones @MacAttack_10]

Gave a homeless man a $5 bill and Jayden Daniels’ mom came around the corner and shot me

[dolo @doloyeung]

I showed my dad a pic of Mia Khalifa and said "I bet it grips like a Tom Clancy thriller". I'd never seen him so disgusted. He got in my face, described Clancy as "The West's greatest novelist", and went on a rant about how offensive it was to compare his work to a "sand siren"

[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

Men have a "I will build a life for you if you're kind to me" fetish.

[Divago @DivagoTM]

O gorila com molejo não é real e não pode te machucar