Jimbly X. Hoosgow

He/Him/His. The flavor of a generation.

[Jimbly X. Hoosgow @MrBadTakes]

I'm glad Trump finally had a criminal trial, but there's no universe in which 12 Americans, one of whom gets most of their info from Fox News agree on his guilt.

If I'm proven wrong, I will make this my pinned tweet forever.

[Jimbly X. Hoosgow @MrBadTakes]

Went to the Ridgeland public library today, thought I'd check out the Politics section

Authors I recognize on the right:
- Coulter
- Shapiro
- Rubin
- Walsh
- Savage
- Don Jr
- Gingrich
- Gutfeld
- Ramaswamy
- Trump

Authors I recognize from the left or center:
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@thebutterknife There was

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@Wizards_DnD "How do I make a Warforged fit into this story?"

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@theneedledrop

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@SpotifyWeird

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@TLECCELT @kralifries @JustinWhang Rabbit Joint!

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McDonalds to follow suit over use of unauthorized body shape

[Guitar World @GuitarWorld]

Breaking: Trump Guitars hit with cease and desist from Gibson over use of Les Paul body shape https://t.co/FjZB2DHKm3

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@vanillaopinions Lemme do ya one better.

My mom had a car phone.

[Jimbly X. Hoosgow @MrBadTakes]

> promote social equality and the welfare state

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i get a weird amount of hate for doing nothing more than using arcane menswear rules to promote social equality and the welfare state

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

"What should I tell my kids" well if your household is so invested in the canon I guess you have to tell them this is the man whose yard Tim Allen died in

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@itsthejody Do you have any idea what an all steroid diet does to a man?

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Little man just asked if I could teach him to play #dnd over Thanksgiving break.

[ToughPigs: Muppet Fans Who Grew Up 🐸 @ToughPigs]

BREAKING NEWS: MuppetVision 3D and the Muppets Courtyard will be leaving Disney World in 2025 to make room for Monsters Inc. Land.

But wait, there's good news too.

https://t.co/AdC5CokNyj

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when @alphachad1488 tweets "as a black man"

[L0rd_Cheet0 @l0rd_cheet0]

@hibachifinal

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@StaceyJSpiehler He's a big boy with a big heart and he's gonna do big things. Proud of both of yall.

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What's wrong with these fine spokespersons? Why aren't they being rewarded for their loyalty?

Can't qwhite put my finger on it.

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If you're in the Jackson metro, Highball Lanes has damn good food and reasonable prices

[Union @yumtapwater]

having reflected, i have come to the conclusion that bowling alleys are goated and bowling is peak hangout choice. alcohol, terrible food, smoking, and generally being a dirtbag. goated.

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eatin summer sausage in late fall you cant control me

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@BoiJuanda Broken clock etc