Jake Hall

Just your average Joe trying to find the rhythm of the world and follow the current all while trying to make the best of life.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
Treat me like a God or they treat me like a leper
You see me move back and forth between both
I'm trying to find a balance
I'm trying to build a balance

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

As #NationalVolunteerWeek continues, I’d like to highlight @rogersottawa22! The channel where @tomgreenlive got his start and the best place to watch the @Ottawa67sHockey! Thank you to all the RTV volunteers for producing local content that brings our communities together! 😺🇨🇦

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@CarneyPurr67561 @KITKAT Idk why, but I was obsessed with this show when I was 5 years old.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

#ThrowbackThursday

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

With the Easter Bunny wanted and under investigation for the @KITKAT heist, we need a replacement! I'm purrleased to name Untalkative Bunny as the new Easter Bunny!

UB was a Canadian cartoon that aired on Teletoon back in the early 2000s. 😺🇨🇦
https://t.co/UPtPPSRBG2

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@FredCanCat @chigal111 Looking good Fred! This was my cat Gary. He may have been your distant cousin.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

Happy #InternationalCatDay, Nico!

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

Go Nico!

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

This evening I'm proud to announce that I will be standing as a write-in candidate in the Battle River–Crowfoot by-election. I believe Battle River–Crowfoot needs good representation, espcially for the hard working barn cats in the riding! 😺🇨🇦

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

I remember when Coal was just a little guy living underneath the Colony. Hard to believe it's been 17 years since I first met him. He loved Temptations Cat Treats. Hard to believe it's been 12 years since the Colony's closure.

Me when I was 6 feeding Fluffy.

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Fellow Catnadians & cat lovers, today we mourn a great cat. 😿🇨🇦

I encourage all my followers to share any stories and photos they have of the Parliament Hill Cats. You can also pay your respects in the area where the Colony was, but plz no flowers. The PPS have rules.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@hydroottawa @BrownWard21 That outage cost me my computer. Wiped everything from it. This is the second time your consistent outages have killed a device of mine. I can't keep anything on cuz of you and the @ottawacity's failing grid. I'm tired of losing freezer food & electronics over your incompetence!

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

This is not me. This is an AI rendering of what I may look like based on the only image of me there is.😾 I ask my fellow Catnadians & cat lovers to write to their MPs asking @MarkJCarney to release more photos of me! Canada needs more pictures of its Purr Minister! 😸🇨🇦

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@Number10cat Reminds me of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge or Teshiki's Castle.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@CarneyPurr67561 @human5555555 Well it's a good thing Speaker Scarpaleggia didn't screw up while King Charles was there.

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

My fellow Catnadians, on this Victoria Day, I am proud to present to you, your First Meownistry & Catbinet of Canada! 😺🇨🇦

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@CatmanderBiden I hope that you and your family are doing well during all of the, Willow!

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@CatmanderBiden No need to apologize Willow. We in Ottawa are just glad the Sens are still holding on against the Leafs.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

Hello @CatmanderBiden. I bring you an important letter on behalf of the Last Parliament Hill Cat and outgoing Cat-PM Coal.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@Number10cat Cat PM Coal and Nico Carney (Mark Carney's cat) thank you Larry!

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@MichaelLaRosaDC Give em a break. They're retired.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@CatmanderBiden You will always have friends in Canada Willow❣

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

Saw a nice photo of @CatmanderBiden on @DrBiden Instagram stories this morning. It's a nice day to stay in.

[Jake Hall @MrBalance4]

@RealAlbanianPat Don't fucking jinx it!