Jason B-ond-yai

Chemistry Teacher
(He/him)

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@RAD_is_awesome In my bones...

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

When you touch enough people's lives to have them write touching, heartfelt messages of thanks... but you don't make enough $$ to replace a 10 year old TV that your kid's friend breaks playing Wii baseball. #TeacherTired #HoldOntoYourController

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@BranVanChemist ...As I sit here (re)writing curriculum...

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

At least 1 student in each class...every year.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Chemicals https://t.co/MpR0MUBanU

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@xkcd Every. single. year.

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@amodic1 @APchemisMe @aserkin @rkvallen @MrsPetersKHS @CummingsLinda @RyTriGuy S: Mr. B, do I have to put the charges?

Mr. B: Ahem...do you want it to be correct?

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

Eschew obfuscatory verbiage.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

my most significant pet peeve is people using extravagant jargon to provide the illusion of complexity and nuance to a straightforward topic

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

I'm just a guy... standing in front of a class...asking...

Is this your $100 calculator?!?

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

Student: I gotta be honest, Mr. B, I don't remember any of this.
Me: I know, we started this last week...that was like 5 years ago...

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@BranVanChemist @TacoTitsday "Be sure to take all your stuff home in case of an emergency shutdown..."

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@BranVanChemist We are having...fun...?

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@BranVanChemist Right?!

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

Greener Worldle...not as easy

#GreenerWorldle🌏 33 6/6

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[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

So much worse. Orgo will get you every time!

Chemicle 57 7/10

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[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@KitchenChemProf @BranVanChemist Beginner's luck? H2SO4 was a good starter.

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@BranVanChemist @KitchenChemProf Omg, this one, I can get in to!

Chemicle 56 2/10

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[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

Teaching thermochemistry with IR cameras is so much _cooler_!

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

PB & Chocolate cake #HappyBirthday
#ChemistsWhoCook

[Jason B-ond-yai @MrBanyai]

@MaritaBarth I deduct lab points for this...