Patrick Bateman

This Is Not An Exit

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

@BeatsByDre_Test @Chirpify buy

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I've said too much.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

Back in New York tomorrow and I have a reservation at Dorsia.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

My gold Rolex is visible as I drink '85 Dom from the bottle like an uncouth heathen. I motherfucking embarrassed you.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

That's not to say that my suit isn't Valentino Couture and my glasses aren't Oliver Peoples. I could buy a Porsche right now if I wanted to.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I want to kill myself when I don't get enough retweets. I already fear that none of my peers value me. I just want to fit in.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I rented a BMW but it feels so typical. Might have to borrow Van Patten's Aston Martin. This makes me feel inadequate.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

Ditched the festival. Spending the rest of the weekend in L.A. Would like to come inside a blond whore's mouth tonight.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I killed a girl at Coachella.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I'm disappointed in everyone that I know.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

It would be fun to kill a girl live on UStream but it wouldn't be smart.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

Are there any Twitter sluts dumb enough to come to my apartment and suck my dick and get cut open from breasts to pubic bone?

[Jane @janepinkerton]

@MrBateman I'd let you play around with my blood

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I guess you can just say that I want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I'm afraid that I'm a failure.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I will respond to any urgent emails when I return.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I'm taking the Ferrari to Montauk for the weekend. I'm bringing two Thom Browne suits, cocaine, Veuve Clicquot, and a porn star.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I bought my girlfriend something from Chanel. Then I had sex with a prostitute and came inside of her.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

New York is over.

[Patrick Bateman @MrBateman]

I give up.