vegetables if they were scared of lungs:
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🥦 < this would be scary if it hapende in real life
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Job applications have been turning into a nightmare process for a while, but this got dismissed as just some TikTok derangement vibe for years while the labor market was tight. It’s got slack now.
There's a lot you can call Donald Trump. No one has ever called him feminine.
Trump is a giant middle finger to all the screeching hall monitors that attacked young men for just existing. He's a giant F YOU to the feminist establishment that was never challenged before he came down the golden escalator.
Most of the media missed this. Young men did not.
The song’s ass but it’s really not a grand indictment of culture like all the think pieces on here are making it out to be. In 10 years people will probably find a lot of currently popular songs annoying too
but this is the joy of dating men. they legit do not know things! and u get to teach them shit like “you can go back to sleep if you wake up in the middle of the night”. once a man didn’t know who his best friend was until I pointed it out! it’s so much fun
forget zohran, eric adams is on his own incredible social media run. in this video he's delivering the news that his summer concert series is back, and he's telling this to usher from the confessions part 2 video, a man who is famously receiving some of the worst news of his life
“But being condescending isn’t gonna win any votes” do you really believe in your heart of hearts that these people are going to blame the GOP? They will simply find a new scapegoat further down the food chain