Billy Shakes

Closet Moron. Casually Indifferent. Curator of dope Spotify playlists. Cartoon Aficionado. Cult Movie Connoisseur. CATS (2019)

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

[Me at age thirteen listening to Trent Reznor scream about the violent self-destruction and bottomless despair of heroin addiction] god this is just like going to middle school

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Being in a lit class with people over a decade younger than me like, damn, this is it. This is what all those years of suffering the spectrum of human emotion was for. Absolutely dunking on 19 year olds in critical analysis.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[stu @rinbcage]

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

[Jason @bronco7732]

In The Court of The Crimson King is a great record because it blows you away with one of the craziest rock songs of all-time and then says “oh, you like that? Well, here’s 20 minutes of panflutes, oboes and wind chimes”

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

Indoor Smoking is the reason why old sports photography has a blue haze and a certain ambience not present in modern sports pics

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?”

“No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

@TROYwastaken Man you weren’t kidding, this album is a banger

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

@tigerstyIepro Mambo #5 please

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

@YourOldDroog

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

@DailySquibs Greatest shot-in-the-dick-to-death scene in cinema

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

In January of 2000, Lou Bega hosted cartoons for the The WB Network, and in the process managed to rhyme "jam" with "Pokemon." This was the finest moment in television history.

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

Hey @ScottSeiss, this you on the new Beavis and Butt-Head series?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

STATLER: say miss piggy’s singing isn’t a half bad

WALDORF: yeah…it’s all bad!

*kermit starts climbing up to the balcony*

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

@therealkylemetz https://t.co/1I2eju8yI4

[ryan @bbpoltergiested]

BRO LMFAOOOO

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

Best reveal in the Snyder Cut of Justice League is that Superman is a Raiders fan.

[Billy Shakes @MrBillyShakes]

@OnePerfectShot I randomly watched this about a month ago during an Elliott Gould bender. This was the most surprising find, it holds up great, and is wildly clever.