Aditya

certified idiot. this is my diary

[Aditya @MrBoombastic__]

I swear some people see my name and immediately get dyslexia. Just read the fucking letters

[Paarug Sethi @paarugsethi]

all timer

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Aditya @MrBoombastic__]

Sloppy sneezes in public 👎👎👎

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

James Harden flopping around on the ground like that after trying to con the refs into calling a foul is such a effing joke. It’s so bad. As much as I love watching basketball, that sh!t is so tiring and old.

[IBUPROFEN DEALER @kendotorg]

"there is only one majority in this country — that's the working class" is just a bar

[Shai | #tvlspoilers @shairondriel]

It’s terrifying that at any moment any country in the global south can get bombed and the rest of the world won’t even blink. I can’t even imagine a city as beautiful as Tehran being bombed, yet to the West it’s just another West Asian city on fire

[Samswara @samswoora]

This may be contender for realest cameraman of all time? Can you imagine filming the drone, realizing its flying towards your house and just going “fuck it keep it in frame”

[grace 🥐 @alysbun]

Japan in Italian being Giappone feels like something an American would make up to make fun of Italians

[Aditya @MrBoombastic__]

If I hand you my ID to get a drink, that's not an invitation to start guessing how to pronounce my name. Shut the fuck up, give me my drink, and keep it movin

[Chuck Park @chuckforqueens]

Sure, it's embarrassing. But he's also destroying alliances that have kept us safe for 80 years, threatening a $700 billion imperialist project, empowering Putin to continue to murder Ukrainians, and promising more tariffs to drive up costs for all of us.

But yeah, it's embarrassing, too. And it’s embarrassing that Congress acts like they’re powerless to stop him.

[Jeff Zrebiec @jeffzrebiec]

After 18 seasons, John Harbaugh is out as Ravens head coach. The Ravens are headed in new direction.
More to come.

[Aditya @MrBoombastic__]

Is air less fresh in winter without all the leaves to clean it up? Gotta be, right? 🤔

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Hi Phil,

I’m still the same person you replied to last week. I’ve been trying to fact-check what you meant when you wrote this to a group chat of $SOC investors:

"Big daddy TRUMP ready to swing his 14 inch cock in front of Newsom's face will drive up any stock"

Thanks,
Pablo

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

It was the great modern philosopher Van Lathan who once said

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

If you don't take this seriously now, your kids will never forgive you.

[Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein]

They systematically started breaking down doors in the middle of the night and rousting people out of bed, including two naked children, whom they zip-tied together in the street. Most weren't even immigrants. This is how liberty dies.