Tony

Percussionist Foster Grant

[Tony @MrBotanHurst]

Vibin' @ Wanda's

[Jacqueline @Horse_Jeans]

My least favorite movie trend that exists at this moment is “ok, the movie has been out for 2 weeks, time to start posting every scene directly to the timeline in full”

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Game 7 of the World Series. Ohtani is up. He swings. It connects. Its out of there. The crowd goes nuts.

Suddenly a yellow flag is thrown. An NFL ref shows up. First down Kansas City.

Mahomes jogs onto the field. He makes it to home plate.

The Chiefs win the World Series

[Luke Hall @OakTreeStatus]

You’re telling me I have to choose between an old, bloated, insufferably arrogant candidate from New York and an entitled, inauthentic, out-of-touch diva from California?

This World Series is the worst.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

as good as it gets

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Major League Baseball is heartbroken to hear of the passing of Pete Rose.

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[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

this is just like that movie challengers

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I can’t believe “Agatha All Along” isn’t already the name of a Ben Folds song.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

6 of these teams are currently ranked, and Kansas was #19 last week. Would make a cool conference.

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

"The part of the family that doesn't know how to use apostrophes vs the schoolteacher" is probably not the contrast they were going for.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

White Sox Promotion Puts First 9 Fans At Ballpark In Starting Lineup https://t.co/Wh3W7W8e8N

[Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet]

Mulaney on SATURDAY NIGHT.

[Collin Murr @CollinMurr]

Chris Pratt wants to be Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds wants to be Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman wants to be Ethel Merman.

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

for the good of joe biden the country must resign

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

every person who changes the pronouns when they cover a song is a low down coward

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Bye, Martin.

[spooky vampire arvo färt @arvofart]

I don’t think we talked enough about Noam Chomsky allegedly being alive. The last time a Jewish philosopher was reported dead and came back, we made a much bigger deal about it

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*convincing my kid to watch toy story* it has wallace shawn AND don rickles