Brett Gordon

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[Brett Gordon @MrBrettGordon]

@Olly_Tennis_ Where's Holger!?

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Halloween Idea : Tony Hawktuah

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This Was Austin Butler In Dune 2

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I think all adult males that are 5’9 and under should legally have to put “Jr” at the end of their name. For example, I’m Brett Gordon Jr.

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Shared Ubers in NYC are back and you can bet I’m risking being late somewhere to save that $8. Currently, in Uber now.

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Parents will text their kids saying “Call me.” and then be surprised when we ask them who’d died

[Brett Gordon @MrBrettGordon]

I’m confident that people over the age of 50 do not know that they can lower the brightness on their phones

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Belly didn’t share the bed like Rose didn’t share the floating door. Everyone could’ve fit.

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I appreciate the consistency of the man on my block who asks me for a cigarette everyday

[Brett Gordon @MrBrettGordon]

@LeosYumYumTruck Kenyon After PLS !

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Who wins in a fights, @GrittyNHL VS @grimace?

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Music artists are now dropping sped up versions of their entire albums! PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED🔥

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Catch me rolling up to an upper east side private school to pickup a 5th grader while listening to Nipsey Hustle like I’ve been through some serious struggle

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Sped Up Songs Are 🔥#AtMeBro

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To all the Taylor Swift people, how long would it hypothetically take for me to listen to every song, just one time through?

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Just witnessed an older woman try ordering a burger at Starbucks.

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Please send good vibes, the Marshalls that’s 2 blocks away from me just closed down

[Brett Gordon @MrBrettGordon]

Washers and dryers should have a compartment for socks, just like dishwashers do for utensils

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I just missed it this year but come 2024 I’m gonna plan my whole day around this