Bard of Lard #BlackLivesMatter🖤

Someone: What's your fetish?
Me: Yes...?

If you like weight gain fiction I also write.
found here:

[Bard of Lard #BlackLivesMatter🖤 @MrBubbleBukake]

@TaliesinEvitel It's a Capybara x Mike Ybarra since his name, pronounced Mike Yeebara fits the meme song xD

[Tennessee Bureau of Investigation @TBInvestigation]

@Knoxville_PD Holly Piper and Dylan Usry may be traveling in a white 1999 Dodge Caravan with TN tag BMM-5038, pictured below. The van has rust on the roof.

If you see them or have info regarding their whereabouts, call @Knoxville_PD at 865-215-7165 or 1-800-TBI-FIND. 2/x #TNAMBERAlert

[Bard of Lard #BlackLivesMatter🖤 @MrBubbleBukake]

@PrissyOrcGF Yes mother morgie...

[wyerframeZ @wyerframeZ]

The bowling alley screen when you get a strike:

[Bard of Lard #BlackLivesMatter🖤 @MrBubbleBukake]

@PrissyOrcGF I have cast the runes of fate, they read The Mountain, The Feather inverted, and The Hole. The spirits speak in accordance with the prophecy of the Orc Mother.

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@PrissyOrcGF Dildo shaped claymore

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@unnamedart1 @AmyExpanding

[The Unnamed Hyena @unnamedart1]

They're getting pretty heavy, and the to-be-surprised client is already in the lobby checking in for her appointment! So what do you think, how do you she will react to them?
Aprox 12 Hours Left!

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@madzisstacked @PrissyOrcGF Ngl, girl you are t goals

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@squirrelgirldgt @softercode I hope game development has been going well!

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@MoriMatsuko @CarnivalousWalt Please do!!

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@PlumpVenison A gallon a day keeps the mobility away!

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Favorite "Trophy Wife" trope to take to the extreme? Mind you in all iterations she remains classy yet still nouveau riche garrish/trashy.

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@vanillaru02 Short and stacked like pancakes, love it

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@madzisstacked Quick, someone turn this into a snail harvesting alien brought to earth by sputnik's signal copypasta

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@madzisstacked All 3 and the ZZZ cups ^_~

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Hmm I really should make an OC of my own to draw regularly 🤔
Ideas?

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@_sizemologist @Aka_Adiposity Ooo snagging thus as a tutorial piece if you don't mind!

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@FoxyMenagerie Congratulations!! I hope 10k comes soon!