MrBuyback.com

We buy used phones and be hilarious on the internet!

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20 followers on twitter? MrBuyBack twitter account is huge success!!!
#wow #SoTwitter #VeryProfitable #MuchImprovement

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I'm not just gonna come out and say I'm awesome at this being a human thing, but I AM still on my first life! #VideoGameLogic

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People are usually okay if you refer to their dog as "it." Their baby... not so much...

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2 Whopper w/cheese and double cheeseburger w/out: $7.29
Saving 17 cents on cheese AND getting free double burger: Priceless!
#HaveItYourWay

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It's completely unacceptable to me that science hasn't figured out a way to make zero calorie burritos! #FatPeopleProblems

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There's a wifi network in my neighborhood called "hidden network." It's not doing a very good job.

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Samsung Galaxy S 4 vs. iPhone 5s http://t.co/57DoIZZOaT

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How am I supposed to run this Internet business if the business class Internet keeps going out!? #fixcable

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I'm gonna invent a fruit flavored snack with jokes printed on the wrappers. I'll call them "fruit lol-ups" #genius #wow #entrepreneur #candy

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Just found out you can make yourself fat in those bitstrip comics. I have some friends who need to redesign their avatars #PoorSelfImage

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I wasn't a school spirit kid. I was a smoking under the bleachers goth kid... minus the smoking and the goth. I was just under the bleachers

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I have this condition where I have difficulty telling people apart. I thought both the white dudes in the Conjuring were the same guy...

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Macaroni and Cheese is a comfort food for me, which ends up being a vicious cycle because I'm perpetually uncomfortable without it. #fatty

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They should make smart contacts with embedded touch screens. That way I can look cool walking around poking myself in the eyes all day!

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I just drove by a sign that said "look for motorcycles." I love scavenger hunts!

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A lot of the people I follow only have pictures of their mouths as profile pics. That must be where the tweets come from!

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MrBuyBack embraces the future by updating twitter from a smartphone in the bathroom! #future #fancy #IJustHadPizza

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@johncheese RISKAY!

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MrBuyBack First Blog Post Superior Extraordinaire! http://t.co/GELofGKefc

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You can't just NOT drink on the weekend... or if the weekend is right around the corner... or three days away... or it's Monday morning..