Cal

Father, sub-par comedian and passionate red. Views my own, jokes likely aren't.

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@Malachians I agree, especially with the upcoming documentary. I can’t help but feel like they have something planned.

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@statmuse Lemiss Games

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

When England lose on penalties this summer remember who they left at home https://t.co/Bvv1LA7TIk

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Only the GOAT goes out on top. 🐐

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@RobLainton Still no luck pal?

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

Isak?

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Goals scored by big summer striker signings this season in all major competitions:

Viktor Gyokeres - 15
Hugo Ekitike - 14
Joao Pedro - 14
Nick Woltemade - 10
Benjamin Sesko - 7

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@laurennUTD Sorry for your loss. Condolences to you and your family.

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@samuelluckhurst He’s also very Injury prone sadly. Wouldn’t suprise me if Chelsea weren’t briefing all this to try and cash in.

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@jonmikesav8 The Maguire one against Lyon always stands out. At least there’s some passion, in my opinion some commentators try so hard to be neutral they end up leaning more the other way.

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@laurennnn0607 He looks like he’s won a competition to play at Old Trafford and then just never left 😆 Managers always say it’s because of how he does in training. But they are bound to look good in training, they play against each other!

[E @utd_Eman]

Genuinely don’t get how and why he still plays for my football club
https://t.co/C5bUDq6DMv

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

@jaydmourinho I’m all for it. I love Ronaldo but personally believe the clubs urgency in bringing him back (preventing him going to city) killed the momentum we had from the season before. For 6 months of feel good nostalgia and see where we are it. If not him then go get Enrique!

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

Groundbreaking Journalism this!

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

Sign me up.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇴 Ole Gunnar Solskjær has shown interest in taking Manchester United job as caretaker manager, regardless of contract length.

Man United, taking their time to assess candidates for the job.

Darren Fletcher will be interim manager this week.

➕🎥 https://t.co/b15UuScYZS

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Goal: SC Braga, Ruben Amorim (68min)

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

Tell a lie, it is Wolves

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

Only one of these teams is the easiest to play against in the league and it’s not Wolves #mufc

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

Only one of these teams is the easiest to play against in the league and it’s not Wolves #mufc

[Stu Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 @StuBennett]

If you’ve got a packed-out crowd yelling your bass line back at you in unison, then you’ve done something pretty f’n special. Thank you Mani 🍋

[Cal @MrCJPayne]

Don’t worry lads we’ve got Dalot.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| GOAL: FANTASTIC FINISH FROM ALVARO CARRERAS!!

Real Madrid 4-0 Valencia