Mr C

Hello. I'm Mr C. I'm a ventriloquist dummy. I'm haunted, physically and emotionally. All opinions are someone else's that I try to pass off as my own.

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@GrimmHorror Sheeple. What a tit.

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I'm a puppet but even I know Donald trump is a cunt.

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@GrimmHorror I'm a puppet I have no genitals. I was just playing along.

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@GrimmHorror I use my right for that.

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@GrimmHorror American flag and strong arm. You dick.

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@GrimmHorror My name is Mr C guess what the C stands for. At least I'm not an orange faced freak... Oh hang on.

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@TheMorgster Yeah ok

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@GrimmHorror I'm neither left nor right but he's more of a puppet than I am. And he's still a cunt.

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@TheOldManClub Cher

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Haven't tweeted for a while I've been stuck in a box have a song to cheer your day!!!!https://t.co/kLWMhh4BXF

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@RealElvisDead a homage to the Evil Dead 2 through the medium of Elvis Presley songs. If you are in Edinburgh go see it @ThePleasance @RobotKemp GO AND SEE IT

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@the_same_sky @Gartykitching @seirioldavies @iamalexf He's no fucking cousin of mine

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@MahdDogg Come on no need to label the point.

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If you are finding life tough and feel the world is against you, remember, it probably is.

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@MahdDogg That's my encore song I always start with streets of London

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@MahdDogg No that's right, come the Armageddon you and all the other meat sacks will be gone and it'll be just me and the cockroaches. Oh and a few survivalists. I'll be like a god to them all.

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@MahdDogg She only works in binary code.

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@MahdDogg Porcelain, wooden, plastic you just think we all look the same don't you? Unbelievable

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@MahdDogg 010101010101

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@MahdDogg You racist I'm plastic.