Mr Cake

Chin up. If you’re reading this, you’re still alive!

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@BelinoXhafa @MCO It stinks of burnt plastic and my eyes are stinging in here. The plane is probably a good place to be stuck at the moment!

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@BPAS1968 If only he had been aborted

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@AlpineOdd @realBenBloch @MarcusRashford @JewishChron When you’ve got your arm around them?

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Oh do pipe down Fotherington-Thomas

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@camsciencecntr @banhamzoo We are trying, but there is a glitch on your website! Is anyone available to help with booking please?

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@davidwalliams we very much enjoyed ‘The Ice Monster’, but please - I need to know how Wooly’s mother is still alive when Wooly returns to the Arctic after a 10,000 year delay. Please? I can no longer sleep at night. Many thanks

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@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson Can you ask @borisjohnson NOT to lick the envelopes himself, please

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@eldiningroomi The stuff in your head is the only stuff that counts

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@hannahtindle @MandyPrintmaker Still not enough

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@Mrsdelboydave I know, it sucks dunnit

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It’s been a while since I posted - apologies - there’s been a lot going on at mrcake HQ, including a possible new direction... but more of that later. For now, I hope you feel love like these guys 🍰💘

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@Mrsdelboydave Apart from the morally reprehensible stuff, yes, let’s do it!

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@Mrsdelboydave Ha. Fuck paying the bills.

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@Mrsdelboydave Not completely, for now. We shall see how things go... I appreciate that some decisions are out of my hands

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

@DaftLimmy I’d never seen this before I came on holiday to Scotland. I’ve seen it twice since we’ve been here. Dirty wee bastards

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#LadyAndTheTramp #Cake

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

#KPOP #Cake for an 18th #Birthday!!

[Mr Cake @MrCakeUK]

Vintage travel themed #weddingcake for my cousin 🗼✈️

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@AlanInglis2016 @smjpepys @DrGillianBlack @johnlewis Be more positive Alan. God loves you