MrCalendarGirl

Excessively photogenic sexually ambiguous Euclidian ungulate.

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@Okanaganscan Huge respect for staying anonymous and not taking anything. But you have kept me (and so many others!) sane (or as sane as possible) over the past few days. Do you have a favourite charity I can support as a roundabout way of saying thanks?

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@Okanaganscan When I check flight radar to see where the planes are working, they're all coming out of Kamloops. Does anyone know why they're not using YLW?

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@jerrykuch You have New York Reuben, Canada has Montreal Smoked Meat. I can feel the international tensions rising...

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The dangers of drinking eggnog: http://t.co/lpJ1q1YD8e

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@jerrykuch There has never been a case of a tarantula causing human death. What kind of badly researched arachnophobic movie is this?!?!

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@jerrykuch Oh come on, you must have something hidden away back there to beat this. Spiders don't even froth at the mouth. AMATEURS!

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@jerrykuch Those birds are GIFTS, Jerry. I thought you could appreciate some exposed internal avian anatomy, but apparently not. I give up.

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@jerrykuch And you know the only solution is to just rip them out, attached hair and all.

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@jerrykuch It's gonna be BAD NEWS when the colonic coleoptera get involved...

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@jerrykuch That's what you think now, but they'll be back. And in greater numbers. Once they've cocooned in your duodenum they're permanent.

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@jerrykuch You TASTED mystery bits out of a mystery tin you found in your Garage of Horrors? Those could be *ANY*THING!

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@jerrykuch Wait, what? I thought Altoids just made tins. WHAT THE F ARE THOSE THINGS INSIDE?

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Yes, I am aware that I am tempting fate by wearing these pants. Thank you for noticing.

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Crows hold grudges and will gang up on you. Give up now and stay indoors. #asshole_crow_bullies http://t.co/foExpSUGOI

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@jerrykuch Are you making lutefisk in the bathtub again?

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To inspire nightmares. And arachnologists. http://t.co/kPsDRvTDy1

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@jerrykuch Probably nothing with scrot- in the name, regardless of location and size of town. SOME SAY I AM PICKY I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

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@jerrykuch Scrotata sounds like something I WOULD NOT ORDER from a sketchy Italian food on the bad side of town.

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@jerrykuch Scrota and scrotums are both acceptable.
You probably shouldn't ask why I know that.