Carter Clarke

Hampden-Sydney College '14 Economics Major

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I wonder if we will ever get VET (virtual extra time) for soccer. Use AI that watches the game and provides exact time that should be added on. 🤔

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@ChipotleTweets Should just supply sporks.

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Landoooooooooooooo!!!!! World champion!

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@KobeissiLetter This is what happens when you lose an all star CEO

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Today at the coffee shop I’ve seen/heard - two people watching porn, two ladies having conversations about how cheating on your partner should be more understood in modern society, and a man who insisted on peeing with the door open. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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Up the Chels! What a win @ChelseaFC!!!!

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I miss when my timeline was just a bunch of hot, half naked women and jokes about the stock market

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Looks like my post about @Drake’s album “Take Care” didn’t post but that’s the album man. No offense @Drake you won’t top this. @elonmusk why didn’t my initial tweet post though? 🤔

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Especially @Drake’s song off that album “Look What You’ve Done”. Such a banger.

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@Drake really killed it on Take Care. Speaks to me.

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Dear society. At a bar, at a restaurant, anywhere you’re ordering something from someone. Say please and thank you. Your manners matter.

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@itsmarkmoran The Forum Hotel has a pretty sweet bar if you’re looking for a spot.

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@itsmarkmoran Hit 32 on the first! Happy birthday man!

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@RicksCEO @itsmarkmoran visiting now not next week

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@itsmarkmoran @RicksCEO about to bring a group to the Chicago spot.

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@ZBrownCEO Constructors apparently more important than a world champion driver. Pathetic scenes today.

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@McLarenF1 Do you all want a world champion?

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Going to try and visit Rick’s Cabernet in Chicago next week when I’m there @itsmarkmoran @RicksCEO

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@itsmarkmoran Felt the same way after seeing this bro