Dana Weddle

Cats. Comedy. Cooking.

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

#ねこあつめ

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

"Now you two, say something nice about each other." -MY FAVORITE AUDIENCE GUY

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Every sniff is a lie.

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

IF I WERE PRESIDENT THEN, HE WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY????

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

The great thing about writing is my house is always clean.

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Ppl be like "Oh look at that cute cat doing a yoga pose!" but we all know they're just licking their bootyholes. #catsalwaysgetthelastlaugh

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

That Paul Ryan statue behind Obama is v lifelike! Esp that #smug #mug

#SOTU

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

I have my own car, I just take Uber for the cologne.

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Love is... Getting an unexpected $100 check in the mail... And also getting a $120 doctor bill in that same mail. #HappyHolidays

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

I hope my boyfriend surprises me with a ring for Christmas. I hope Santa surprises me with a boyfriend. #multitasker #christmas #list

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Forget Black Friday and Cyber Monday, who's excited to pay rent tomorrow?? Woooohooo!!

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Wha wha WHAAAATT?? Hillary's a wo wo WOMAN?? #DemDebate

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Ugh. This #DemocraticDebate. Where are all the jokes and idiots? At least the Republicans know comedy, people!

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Today is #NoBraDay. I'm way ahead of ya, folks.

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

My Lyft driver just handed me a piece of Juicy Fruit and said, "You like it, normal candy?" If I never make it to Albuquerque you know whyyy

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

I didn't take a shower today and some dude just cat called me out a window so I guess what I'm saying is I'm getting married now you guys.

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Hands down my favorite compliments are clavicle compliments.

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Of COURSE I'm using the skills I learned while earning my degree! College was where I learned to wait tables. #pray4me

[Dana Weddle @MrCatLadyD]

Gluing my shoes back together, got a callback in the mornin.

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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO WATCH THE WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER TRAILER UNTIL IT'S REAL #WetHotAmericanSummer #BEREAL