Nathan Stevens

All pasta, no sauce.

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

Venmo me, you cowards

@NS4558

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

The most confusing time of my life was when my Facebook app changed everything to Spanish and I couldn’t figure out how to change it back for like 5 months.

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

Yall dont even wanna mess with my mom when it comes to Darts!

[hater girl @mace__lane]

glad to see ohio’s state flower is in full bloom this year 🥰☺️❤️

[Mt. Joy @MtJoyBand]

The punishment for not wearing a mask is everyone can see your dumb face.

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

My mom used to call Hellboy “Heckboy,” and i think that’s hilarious

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

@hannahfurman_ This is such a good thread! Just because fake allegations happen does not mean we should ignore everyone’s case. I knew two people in college who were falsely accused of rape. One was destroyed by it, and the other was lucky enough to get it cleared up;Just to answer the question

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

I used to think @esirles was my friend. But then I realized he never gave me back my Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga for the Nintendo DS!

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

my pastor just call Avengers Endgame “Avengers Endtime” and it hurt my spirit

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

You could say i’m Tik Tok famous

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

You cant say youre from Ohio if you dont say “ope” after almost wiping out or bumping into someone. Sorry i dont make the rules.

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

Update:

-ceiling leaking water
- tornado warning so building is in lockdown.

Oh the joys of this one single shift

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

“Whats the worse that could happen on my shift?”
*literally 5min into shift*
- power goes out
- machines break down
- huge storm rolls in
- 2 fights break out

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

She liked your tweet, but she liked my venmo transaction. We are not the same.

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

Thinking about the time i saw John Mulaney live and he spent 30min roasting people who studied English in college😐

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

@KyleighDavis3 Dr. Strait in this video..... i love it😂

[Kyleigh Davis @KyleighDavis3]

so many Asbury legends in one place

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

You ever mess up a prayer so bad you gotta go back to “dear God” ???

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

Convinced that Jesus purposefully did all His miracles on the Sabbath just to piss off the Pharisees

[Nathan Stevens @MrChaplainSir]

My dog died in Minecraft today. Don’t text.