Redheadedchinaman

#forkliftcertified

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

thot daughter

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

You could put Ian Wright anywhere on earth and I’d imagine he’d get on with everyone within a 3 mile radius. The bloke is positivity personified.

[- @MusialaEra]

You have family, a wife, kids who need you. You have decades ahead of you. Quit this football nonsense

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

A milf is 31-40 if you’re 20 with 3 kids ur just a Bitch with 3 kids

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[🇨🇦Black DeMarco @intharearview]

Fake wins with fake money to influence kids into gambling. A real piece of shit.

[Mesi @mesidotcom]

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

He came, saved us from spending €100m on a drug addict, won us the league title and earned us another €20M in transfer fees. A legend in my books.

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

The white nationalist group Patriot Front marched through Washington D.C.

They hid thier faces and carried confederate flags.

This is as un-American as it gets.

Sad.
https://t.co/UUljFs0fw7

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

You came as a King and left a Legend. ❤️

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The way the English media are going on about the altitude at the Azteca you’d think the game was being played on the fucking moon

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

I won’t ever forget that goal at West Ham. Always turned up with some big goals. I wish him nothing but the best for the remainder of his career.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Selling Leo was the first step. Cult Hero.

Opens up a clear slot at LW. Both Rogers and Barcola files are being worked on simultaneously.

Still no official club to club talks but both players very open to a move. Classic Berta.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Remember that one time there was a shooter at the White House Correspondents Dinner and then no one ever talked about it again?

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Myles Lewis-Skelly breaking into our midfield at the end of the season is now worth about £150m

[alpaca do pior @Bruaka_]

A seleção cabo-verdiana a ver todos os tweets mundiais a pedir para ganharem à Argentina:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[James @SYDFCConspiracy]

Australia becoming the last AFC team at the World Cup after only winning one game