The Brown Lantern

Dr. Maurice McCheeks.
Masters degree in punology with a minor in dark humour.
Defender of the silly.
Scourge of the Karens.

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@MetroUK Gourmet food is a scam

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@RepMTG A lot less than trumps green fees

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@TedNugent And in Nugents schooling days American 3rd graders couldn't find their own country on a map so I'm really confused about what point he is trying to make.

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@bennyjohnson Lol your choice of phrasing is so blatantly obvious youve left it open to walk back once you're proven wrong. 100% in few days you be making a tweet saying you never made this comment or that it was taken out of context.

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@aflink27 @Schloads @Jrobcleveland @blane1122 @StadiumMainSt @brithume Bwhahahah what a tool

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@aflink27 @Schloads @Jrobcleveland @blane1122 @StadiumMainSt @brithume It must take a lot of energy to ignore reality and blindly follow the former orangutan in chief

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@Brandonfreemana @LesniLudzie @FerniePurple @geotexasjew @CNNSotu @NoahGrayCNN @ZcohenCNN Probably because biden isn't spouting ridiculous nonsense a min of 20 tweets a day.

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@nytimes Get ready for "sudden infant death" to skyrocket

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@nytimes Lol Republicans don't give a flying fuck after these kids are born

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@aflink27 @Schloads @Jrobcleveland @blane1122 @StadiumMainSt @brithume Do you ever get tired from being this stupid?

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@stubbornbelgian @DonaldJTrumpJr That's being generous

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@J_C_Dufraine @shinakira00 @GameSpot Craig's Bond was, at the extreme end, about 5-10% as misogynistic as Connery's. Even in the Brosnan days it was still about 50/50.

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@jjl290 @nypost Jesus fucking christ, next your gonna tell us that Hitler had some good ideas. Get a fucking clue buddy.

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@thehill Thats because he doesn't know how to ride a bike

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@hunter_vallery @MahirJawad3 @MalikRayed @ComicGirlAshley Unfortunately he was born roughly 20 years after the white house last burned down.

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@Jim_Jordan Yes, you could be Jim Jordan.

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@Pawlectro @laurenboebert This is what Christian America's God looks like.....a scapegoat

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@jpriest806 @The_Jak_Life @scrowder @FINALLEVEL Crowder literally lives on his segments of debating nobodies in public, so it's a legitimate question 'why not debate this nobody?'

[The Brown Lantern @MrCheekyCheeks1]

@pppunchlove @mrpyo1 So you're complaining about options?

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@ABC @BTS_twt TRUMP INVITED THE FUCKING TALIBAN, SO WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE THINK INVITING A BOY BAND IS MORE AGREGIOUS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REDNECK AMERICA?