Cian Smith

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@MalibuRumUS just following up here!

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Anyways, it would make his year if you approved @customink to print the logo on the shirt. I promise not to use it for any monetary gain or profit, and I’ll even tweet you a video of his reaction when he gets the gift.

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@MalibuRumUS can you help me out? I’m trying to make a custom shirt for my father-in-law’s birthday and @customink has it on hold because they say I can’t use your logo without your permission in writing. Here’s the shirt design.

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You’ll see in the design the sushi, and also a very small @MaskedSingerFOX logo because it was a ritual that we would always watch the masked singer when it was on.

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You can build 100 toys as a Dad, but you never feel more like a Dad than when you build a toy on Christmas.

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*The Year 3000*

Daughter: Dad, how did you learn how to make pizza?

Dad: Well kiddo, I learned it from my father, who learned it from his father, who learned it from his father, who learned it from YouTube.

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DMX: Knock, knock...

Me: Who’s there?

DMX:

Me:

DMX:

Me:

DMX: KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT’s REAL

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@ScaryMommy 3:43 min into watching #UpEarlyTonight and had to pause it because my daughter started coughing on my wife’s boob while breastfeeding.

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@ScaryMommy oh yeah, we ready #UpEarlyTonight

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Has anyone checked in on the guys from The Fray?

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@realDonaldTrump OKAY! I WILL! FUCK!

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Whenever someone sneezes I say, “god bless you” and to balance things out, whenever someone coughs, I tell them to go to hell.

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You know why bakers never add two layers of fondant to a cake?

‘Cause that’s just refondant.

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@Sears #searscommercial
Check out this vv dumb thing we made.

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Which of these Thanksgiving traditions do you take part in?

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Me in a job interview:

I’d say I’m pretty confident in my abilities, but not “guy wearing a ponytail” confident.