Mike El Jefe Coert

Proletarian, webmaster, photographer, reader, music lover. Born, bred and raised in Cape Town! A lovable, huggable kinda guy!

[Mike El Jefe Coert @MrCoert]

Channeling my inner John Wick.

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RETWEET to WIN our Classic Winter Pom Pom Beanie 🤩

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@ZakzR No, not that!

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@Brendennel I think @EFFSouthAfrica should get his address.

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@jsteenhuisen @CapeTown_Bru What about the tikkop stealing his mother's belongings? Or the hijackers stealing cars willy nilly? I know of a road where people are getting robbed EVERY day of the week, 1 road. Your bek is groot when Putin isn't even coming!

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@JustVee1710 Wiet sy vrou?

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@JustVee1710 He doesn't have a stand to out his leg on.

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@ZakzR The office environment "dropped" me 3 years ago. Instead of going back I grabbed an opportunity to work outdoors. Best decision ever, even though the job is dangerous, I have none of that corporate world stress.

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@carrynann Height: 1.80
Shoe size: 8
Zodiac sign: Cancer
Smoke: Yes
Tattoos: 6
Piercings: No
Fav color: Black
Fav drink: Ginger Ale
Weakness: Too many
Eye color: Brown

[Mike El Jefe Coert @MrCoert]

@carrynann Check out @craze_ink on IG. Not in the City, but in Salt River, female artist and very good. She did my last ink work.

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@iamsldj @facebook @FacebookWatch There is only 1 you!

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So @miwayinsurance says I am partially to blame for their client driving into me. I get sent a “standard” letter with incorrect calculations and after a week I am still waiting for a reply.

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After submitting a claim to @miwayinsurance after an accident with one of their clients, why am I receiving marketing calls, at least 2 per day? Are they using my info to get me to sign up?

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@AvaAddams 🇿🇦

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@TAKEALOT This was on Daily Deals yesterday, but when I added it to my cart, the price was R819.

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@TAKEALOT well done on cheating your customers. Item priced under daily deals, when I go to purchase it gives me the full price. Customer service rep slammed the phone down when I queried it. #lostcustomer bye

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@TAKEALOT Salton 2L Air Fryer 1000W. Still on Daily Deals at R749, add to cart and it’s R819.

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@katnapsthepuss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Cfa89 No one in the road have cameras? What time, more or less?

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@Merentia @AndreMisrole Is this still happening?

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@Cfa89 Nice, congratulations